Small Revenge

 The 3 people I see the most in my home life are in order: My wife, My Daughter and My mother in law. I am out numbered 3 to 1 in the battle of the sexes. Recently after losing yet another battle, for which I admit I do not put up the best defenses anymore, I found myself washing my hands in the bathroom and while my hands were still wet I lifted the lid of the toilet and let a few drops of water fall onto the seat. It matters not to me which of my Nemesis's use the washroom next I only know I had then and have now a big smile. The War rages on.